House in Pismo Beach, CA
16 guests · 4 bedrooms · 4 baths
Reasons to book
Guests love it hereGuests give this property a top rating
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About this house rental
Welcome to The Ranch! Bring your family and friends to this GORGEOUS gated estate only minutes to the beach and wineries in one of the best locations in Pismo Beach!
Amazing location, full amenities, sleeps 16, gorgeous country views on a working cattle farm, and with spacious outdoor areas a and a game room there's something to entertain all ages! You can't go wrong!!
Some of the amenities include:
Corn Hole
Fire Pit
Gas BBQ
Basketball Hoop
Game Room
Ping Pong
Foosball
Distance:
4 miles to Pismo Pier
6 miles to amazing wineries in San Luis Obispo
You get the whole house!
We will be available from 8am-8pm to communicate with over the platform.
Guests are expected to be respectful of surrounding neighbors on the cattle farm at all times and must comply with the local noise ordinance. Quiet hours are enforced between 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM and respectable noise levels are required at all hours.
Thousand Hills Ranch is a working Cattle Ranch. Cattle can be present, sprinklers can be going for pastures, etc. Guests are not allowed to wander outside the property onto other areas of the property. Hiking on the property is not allowed but there are amazing trails just a short drive away.
Ample parking for many cars.
We provide starter supplies for guests: shampoo, conditioner, body wash, paper towels, toilet paper, etc. All other supplies will need to be providing by the guests.
No pets or parties allowed.
Internet/ TV: We have Wi-Fi set up as well as Smart TV's so you can login to all of your favorite streaming platforms. BYO Passwords
Wi-Fi and/or power outages can occur periodically in our small town and rural settings, over which we have no control.
We do our very best to keep them as far away from the house as possible with recurring pest control from a reputable company, but they are still present at times. Your safety is very important to us. There may be wildlife on site, including bugs, both inside and out. Please leave doors closed at all times.
Lawn maintenance typically occurs on Thursdays.
Must sign rental agreement upon booking and upload a copy of your legal unexpired driver's license or passport
Must submit a $500 off-platform security hold that will be collected upon signing rental agreement but it will not be placed until 2 days prior to arrival and released 3 days after departure, if no damages are reported. Deposit to be processed by host on guests credit card. Please note we are API Connected to a hotel-style software called OwnerRez to safely and securely take off-platform security deposits.
Amazing location, full amenities, sleeps 16, gorgeous country views on a working cattle farm, and with spacious outdoor areas a and a game room there's something to entertain all ages! You can't go wrong!!
Some of the amenities include:
Corn Hole
Fire Pit
Gas BBQ
Basketball Hoop
Game Room
Ping Pong
Foosball
Distance:
4 miles to Pismo Pier
6 miles to amazing wineries in San Luis Obispo
You get the whole house!
We will be available from 8am-8pm to communicate with over the platform.
Guests are expected to be respectful of surrounding neighbors on the cattle farm at all times and must comply with the local noise ordinance. Quiet hours are enforced between 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM and respectable noise levels are required at all hours.
Thousand Hills Ranch is a working Cattle Ranch. Cattle can be present, sprinklers can be going for pastures, etc. Guests are not allowed to wander outside the property onto other areas of the property. Hiking on the property is not allowed but there are amazing trails just a short drive away.
Ample parking for many cars.
We provide starter supplies for guests: shampoo, conditioner, body wash, paper towels, toilet paper, etc. All other supplies will need to be providing by the guests.
No pets or parties allowed.
Internet/ TV: We have Wi-Fi set up as well as Smart TV's so you can login to all of your favorite streaming platforms. BYO Passwords
Wi-Fi and/or power outages can occur periodically in our small town and rural settings, over which we have no control.
We do our very best to keep them as far away from the house as possible with recurring pest control from a reputable company, but they are still present at times. Your safety is very important to us. There may be wildlife on site, including bugs, both inside and out. Please leave doors closed at all times.
Lawn maintenance typically occurs on Thursdays.
Must sign rental agreement upon booking and upload a copy of your legal unexpired driver's license or passport
Must submit a $500 off-platform security hold that will be collected upon signing rental agreement but it will not be placed until 2 days prior to arrival and released 3 days after departure, if no damages are reported. Deposit to be processed by host on guests credit card. Please note we are API Connected to a hotel-style software called OwnerRez to safely and securely take off-platform security deposits.
Amenities at Epic 4BR Ranch 4 miles to Beach!
Non-smoking
No pets allowed
Family friendly
Map of Pismo Beach, CA
Ratings and reviews
8 / 10Excellent·Jan 2026
Beautiful setting. Hills were green and lush (I know it won’t be as nice in summer/fall) but it was gorgeous between Christmas and the New Year. House needs a little maintenance but overall was a great place for our family (7 adults and 5 children).
10 / 10Outstanding·Jan 2026
Far exceeded any expectations we had, everyone was comfortable, and happy! Felt like we were in another world while at home, yet so close to Pismo and all we wanted to do in town!
10 / 10Outstanding·Jan 2026
Beautiful ranch and farmhouse with plenty of space for three families (6 adults, 7 kids ages 5 to 16). Very private and quiet with great views of the surrounding hills and cattle farm. We enjoyed seeing wild turkey, deer and even a little coyote. Super easy to get into Pismo but you feel worlds away in the country. The great big kitchen, fire pit and ping pong table were some of our favorite amenities. The host was super helpful and quick to respond to any questions.
10 / 10Outstanding·Dec 2025
The house was amazing! It has a huge yard which worked perfectly for the toddlers. Plenty of room for everyone and we didn’t feel cramped. The kids loved the big kitchen so we all fit even with space to spare! We took walks around the property and got to see cows and even a momma and baby. It was very cool! The kitchen is ginormous and has a great set up to make dinner. Had a little issue with the living room tv volume, but I messaged the host and she helped me quickly! If we do another vacation we will definitely try to come here again!
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Top rated by guests
10Outstanding
(17 Ratings)
"Far exceeded any expectations we had, everyone was comfortable, and happy! Felt like we were in another world while at home, yet so close to Pismo and all we wanted to do in town! "
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